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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
Everyone in town knows I'm a hand-some football star,
I sing & dance & spray my hair & drive a shiny car.
I'm friendly & I'm charming, I belong to De Molay,
I'm gonna try like mad to get my status back today.

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Dick Stoner sounds like a porn name (but not in that body)...
Hey lookie, Penn is sportin' a little facial hair too. Myth indeed!
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