Originally Posted by L-Pink

Go. It will cost you nothing. Trust me.

Entering the hotel lobby you will notice women turning to look at you. They can't help themselves. They are frustrated wife's, you are their salvation.
Do NOT break eye contact. I repeat do NOT break eye contact.

Nod slightly toward the men's room, they will follow, trust me. They are the wife of some needle-dick, anti-cunnilingus, looser web-master, with a BoyAlley fantasy waiting to explode.

Once in a stall (pick one with no floaters) bend over this wife of someone you will someday beg for traffic, and plow her like a German farmer with a new mule.

She will give you her husbands passes to free food, liquor and abuse from the Epic boys.

More tips on how web-masters wife's can allow you free access coming soon.