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Are you kidding? Don't you guys watch CNN? The rapture is happening right now! The world is going to last about another six weeks, then Jesus is going to return and save all the Christians, while the rest of us burn. Are you trying to say CNN is lying? Just for that, you're not going to Heaven when it happens.
Personally, I'm looking forward to the looting. This religious guy who lives in my building has a really nice Aston Martin. I've already called it when he disapears into thin air.
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