[QUOTE=AnnaSucks]You didn't say girls weren't allowed, so:
If I had a dick, hairy men would make it hard. Big, hairy men. Preferably with a beard, too. And by big I mean at least a little bit fat, not too muscly. Skinny, pretty boys are a turn off for me. 
So if I had a dick I guess I'd be gay. Sorry for posting 

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i don't forgive you.
pretty boy here