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Old 07-22-2006, 08:09 PM  
jimthefiend
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
Posts: 18,889
I have to walk a fine line here or I get banned: I just owned you Nofx.

You should change your nick to one of the following:


No_House_I_Live_With_Mom
No_Smoke_Detectors_Im_An_Arsonist
No_More_Probation_Officers_In_2011







Quote:
SOME CITY I WONT NAME, May 12, 2004
Suspected Arsonists Arrested

SOME CITY I WONT NAME Police have made a second arrest in an alleged arson attempt on a boathouse.

Twenty-year old SOME DOUCHE WHO GOES BY NOFX ON GFY, The III, of SOME TOWN, is charged with aggravated arson and manufacture of an incendiary device.
Back on April 19th, Firefighters put out a fire caused by a homemade incendiary device that ignited after it floated past the boathouse in the 100 block of South SOME STREET.
It enflamed when it came into contact with a wooden fence on the waterline.
No injuries were reported, but the owner of the boathouse was home at the time.
SOME OTHER DOUCHE was arrested on April 21st and booked on the same charges.
I also have found out that you still live with your Mother and Father, on Holly Lane in some town and state that I wont mention. Rest assured however, that the MapQuest directions I pulled up are quite easy to follow.


Also: www.killpolice.com and assasinatebush.com are pretty lame btw.

IMHO.




Heres a pic (pulled from http://www.myspace.com/squatterpunx):

[img]http://www.********************/naturecrap/nofx.jpg[/img]
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