Originally Posted by minusonebit

I love the ones who bring thier kids to a nice resturant or buffet and let him hollar his head off, throw food, bounce up and down, run around and just generally be an ass. I swear, if I ever own a resturant, there will be no fucking kids allowed. I have been known to get fed up with it to the point where I will ask the waitress (loud enough for the room to hear, of course) if there is any way that they could shut that kid up, then I suggest a possible soultion to the issue... like filling a mop bucket with mashed potatos and burrying the kid's head in it.