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JMM · 07-18-2006, 05:35 PM

Age verification for social networking sites has been in the news lately and I am so fucking sick and tired of reading the horseshit that comes out of these peoples mouths.

You want foolproof myspace age verification??? It has existed even before the computer was invented. It is called motherfucking mom and/or motherfucking dad.

Hey mom and dad, here are a few clues:

1. Don't let your teenager have a computer and high speed internet access in their rooms. Put it in an open family space. Oh, and that webcam you bought your 13 year old daughter for xmas, she isn't using it to chat with friends.

2. How about this one, password protect the computer and don't tell your teenagers the password. When you are HOME, log on to the computer FOR THEM. Brilliant isnt it?

3. How about this one genius motherfuckers, take 12 seconds of your valuable time and learn how to check the history on your computers web browser. If you know your kid was on there and there is no history, they are hiding something from you. If you know your kid was on there and there are large gaps in time between sites, they are hiding something from you.

It just fucking amazes me how lazy fucking dumbass parents want the rest of the world to do their jobs. If you don't want to take care of your kids, then the bitches should stick to blowjobs and they wont get knocked up. Better yet, take it in the ass.

Allright, thank you so much for letting me vent.

Oh....yeah, sign up below and promote my shit, you will be very happy you did.

07-18-2006, 05:35 PM
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	Foolproof Myspace age verification Age verification for social networking sites has been in the news lately and I am so fucking sick and tired of reading the horseshit that comes out of these peoples mouths. You want foolproof myspace age verification??? It has existed even before the computer was invented. It is called motherfucking mom and/or motherfucking dad. Hey mom and dad, here are a few clues: 1. Don't let your teenager have a computer and high speed internet access in their rooms. Put it in an open family space. Oh, and that webcam you bought your 13 year old daughter for xmas, she isn't using it to chat with friends. 2. How about this one, password protect the computer and don't tell your teenagers the password. When you are HOME, log on to the computer FOR THEM. Brilliant isnt it? 3. How about this one genius motherfuckers, take 12 seconds of your valuable time and learn how to check the history on your computers web browser. If you know your kid was on there and there is no history, they are hiding something from you. If you know your kid was on there and there are large gaps in time between sites, they are hiding something from you. It just fucking amazes me how lazy fucking dumbass parents want the rest of the world to do their jobs. If you don't want to take care of your kids, then the bitches should stick to blowjobs and they wont get knocked up. Better yet, take it in the ass. Allright, thank you so much for letting me vent. Oh....yeah, sign up below and promote my shit, you will be very happy you did.