OK, Florida Internext P-E-O-P-L-E!!!!!!!! Catch this.
TopBucks is throwing it's Big Fat Greek Dinner Party and its open registration up to the 400th person.
Sign up now! Please, don't be that sad phuk who's looking through the window as the hottest dinner event north of Miami goes down!!!
Here are details:
The event is from 7p-10:30p on Saturday, August 5th. Confirmed guests meet in the hotel lobby at 6:30p so we can Limo you "in style" on your five minute journey to the restaurant.
There, you'll be feasting on the best Mediterranean cuisine ever! (In fact, there's going to be so much of it that some people in Greece are expected to starve!). The engorgement takes place amid thumping raucuous music, blistering Ouzo shots, erotic belly dancers, napkin-throwing waiters, and dreamy waterfront views.
Oh yeah, this just in: We're packing the joint with BIG TITTY topless babes!!! Just tell the wife or GF it's for "digestive purposes." Ladies, schedule a plastic surgery consultation.
If you missed it last year-here?s some pix to let you know what you missed or the good time you?re in for this year!
This party is sure to be a blow-out! Space is limited -- so be sure to
register for the TopBucks Big Fat Greek Dinner Party today!