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You might be a redneck if...
~You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
~Your favorite kind of wine is strawberry.
~You play strip poker at family reunions.
~You refer to hot sex as relative humidity.
~You're using a Twister mat as a shower curtain.
~You can name the entire cast of the Dukes of Hazard, but not your congressmen.
~You think expresso means eight items or less.
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just a little bit naughty
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