HOWARD STERN PLAYS DICK DELICIOUS:
http://www.liquored-up.com/mp3s/dick...ward_stern.mp3
DOWNLOAD IT, LISTEN FOR YOURSELF ? IT?S PRETTY FUCKING COOL!!
10/26/2002 ? ?Dude, they just played you guys on the Howard Stern show!!? - That?s what I woke up to this morning. I did not get to hear it for myself, but it has now been confirmed by multiple sources that around 8:45 AM Howard Stern played the Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles song ?Diarrhea? and declared it ?the number one song in America...?
I?ve heard from some people that he played it again TODAY!
LOOK FOR ONE VERY DRUNKEN MEMBER OF DICK DELICIOUS CALLING THE SHOW TOMORROW!!
That?s fucking big, man!
So what?s the big deal? Do you know for how many years people have come up to us and saying, ?You guys need to get on Stern, he would make you huge??? Shitloeads, and I would tend to agree with that. The thing is, it?s tough to get your stuff to the King of All Media (we?ve tried multiple times), he?s got to find you! Not that this automatically makes us huge or anything, but it * could * open some doors. We could use your help on this one!
While we are looking into what we can do to peruse this lead, we could use some help from our peeps in keeping this shit in The Stern Show?s face. Come one all of you people that I sent a free prank call CD, just for emailing me to say ?fuck you?, all of my friends that always clog our ?pest list? at every show, all you fucks who have drank all of our backstage beer while we were playing, or have trashed my apartment and broke my toilet at one of our notorious a post-show parties ? YOU?VE BEEN ON THE DOLE FOR TOO LONG, HERE IS A COUPLE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
GIVE US SOME FUCKING BROWNIE POINTS!!
CONTACT THEM, MAKE SOME REQUESTS FOR ?DIARRHEA?, ASK HIM TO PLAY THE TRACK AGAIN, CALL AND ASK WHO DID THE SONG. HERE?S A COUPLE WAYS YOU CAN DO IT, I DON?T REALLY KNOW WHICH ONE WILL WORK BEST. DO THEM BOTH IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE SWELL!!
Contact the Show:
[email protected] is supposedly the show?s e-mail address. Send them an email asking who did the ?Diarrhea Song?, tell him how awesome you thought it was, and tell you would like to hear more ? just don?t make it look toooooo fake!!
Visit:
http://krockradio.com/feedback/ for KRock radio where they have a request/feedback form which has a "What was that song?" option - ask about the ?Diarrhea Song?!
MORE FORMS OF HARASSMENT:
K-Rock email:
[email protected]
K-Rock request line: 1-212-246-KROCK or 1-888-923-KROCK
Help Us Get On The Show: You know what that means???? SLUTS, THAT?S RIGHT?SLUTS ? THIS WILL REQUIRE WILLING SLEAZY WOMEN THAN CAN ENDURE A BIRADGE OF VERBAL ABUSE? * THEN * WE ARE A FUCKING SHOE IN!! IF YOU ARE (BY CHANCE) OR KNOW, A SCANDALOUS ASS GROUPIE HOE THAT WILL GET ON TV AND DO DAMN NEAR ANYTHING ? PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH US. As a Two-Time ?Jerry Spinger? Alumni - I look forward to this challenge.
NOW: WE GIVE SOME FUCKING BROWNIE POINTS!!
GIVIN? DAP: While I would love to sit here and tell you that the press kit with CD?s from the
www.liquored-up.com CD somehow made it into Howard?s Hands, and he listened to it and loved it; I would say it is a lot more likely that they found us from the PHAT PLUG that was given to us by
www.consumptionjunction.com over this past weekend was how the Howard Stern Show got turned on to us. Thanks Jamie, Indy, Paul and the whole crew over there! JNot that we have near the MEDIA POWER of those boys, but?if you don?t already know about
www.consumptionjunction.com (CJ for short) get the fuck over there and check it out. CJ has no social value at all, is free, is really funny, and if you are the type of sociopath that is amused by the likes of Dick Delicious?CJ is, for sure, your cup of tea ;-)
Just in case you missed it:
Dick Delicious
http://www.dickd.com
CJ
http://www.consumptionjunction.com