To finish.
The only evidence we have to go by on this issue is stats. If you would read my three links I posted you would see the Stats say it is impossible.
For everyone that has concern for my physical well being...Thank You. I just finished battling a case of "Pussyitis" (3 different vaginas in 24 hours) so I'm going to take a 1 or 2 day break to rest up a little and recover.
Also I would like to note the irony of sexual experience advice from a bunch of over weight webmasters whose experience ends when they hit the little X on the top right of their computer screen.
have a nice day fellas