Originally Posted by notabook

1. The Holocaust never happened, though six million Jews did die.
2. Hitler tried to help the entire world by saving it from the coming nuclear age. If he had stalled Jewish science and set back the development of the nuke by 50 years, we could have had better time to prepare for its coming. Unfortunately, he missed a few thus his entire plan was ruined.
3. Jews don?t have souls. Source: Wikipedia
4. Jews can only have sex through a hole in a sheet.