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Old 07-11-2006, 12:20 AM  
elron
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reminds me a joke :

A muslim dies in car accident and rises up to the sky . As he goes up over the clouds he seas jesus , and says "Wow im am so honored to see you Jesus , but can i please meet Muhamed ?" , Jesus replies "of course , keep going up , you'll find him there" .
So the muslims continues and as he goes up he sees Moses ... "Oh Moses im am very pleased to meet you it's my honor , but can i please meet Muhamed ? " and Moses replies "of course , Muhamed is just above us you wont miss him" .
So as the muslims keeps going upwards he sees a huge light ball which speaks "Hello , i am God , how can i help you ?" . The muslim is almost shocked and barely can speak "I am so honored to meet you ... God , but my dream is ... to meet Muhamed" . So god replies "sure thing , would you also like a cup of coffee ?" and the muslims replies "Yes ... why not ...."
and then god yells to the back "MUHAMED !!! 2 COFFEE TO HERE NOW !!"

Last edited by elron; 07-11-2006 at 12:22 AM..
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