Greg B

Okay, so at some time you starred in a porn vid. Or maybe a whole series of porn vids. You say to yourself,

"Fuck it, I'm grown, I can take the ramifications of my actions."

Then time rolls on and you have kids. They wanna get married but your soon to be son or daughter in law is running for office.

Whatcha gon' do?

Or maybe you fall in love or a sister or brother falls in love. Their beloved finds out you starred in a movie where you had to swim through a swimming pool full of horny Japanese businessman spuzz. Ewww! Whatcha gon do?

In the future when we finally have flying cars, sidewalks that move and jetpacks, your great great great great grandkids find you on the internet doing ten black guys. They beam over to your hovering space apartment and ask,

"Hey Grandma, that was soooo gross! How could you?"

Of course by this time the secret of eternal youth has been invented and you're still around to listen to this shit.

Whatcha' gon do?