I guess you could say I still am a "bust boy" since I'm around boobies lots of the time.
My first real job was great (paperboy and lawnmower boy don't count) - I worked at a pinball parlor (anybody remember pinball?), and I was the closer, so I would let all my buddies in after hours and we would crank up the tunes, burn some doobies, and play free pinball. That was a great gig while it lasted...
The only other menial labor job I had was at a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream shop. 31 flavors my ass...when you are up to your elbows in sticky ice cream day after day, it all smells and tastes the same.
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