Ok...so you think you will just throw this up and I won't care...right...
Joe,
Let's not compare dicks. You'll loose. As usual.
Time has come to say my peace and be done with it. And I am guessing we will not be saying hello with any pleasantries at the next show. Because, amongst other things, I'm too fucking busy actually doing some business. That being said...
I have always treated you with respect. Today that comes to an end.
I am not sure what triggered it but I'll take a few guesses...
Maybe it's because all the girls I've fucked actually like me.
Maybe it's because where you had a bunch of nobody's (Emily aside...that one I will give you) at LA Erotica I had Cody Lane & Puma Swede.
Maybe it's because I have a real distribution deal while you are still hocking your shit at garage sales.
Maybe it's because my box covers actually look like real box covers.
Maybe it's because after 4 years you still don't know shit about running websites.
Maybe your pissed that I have girls like Alexa travelling 200 miles to hang out with me in San Diego while you are left with your dick in your hand.
Trust me when I tell you this. I actually respect you a business person. Have always said you were a very good actually.
But on a personal level...you basically suck.
So for all the people out there who have not said it yet...
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
PS - you still owe me $700 for that fucking big screen. And don't forget, I never asked for a thing for the Stanley Cup Playoffs.