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Congratulations on your 1000th post! Did you know that if you eat 1,000 eggs on July 7th, 2006, you will be granted immortality by the Great Chicken Alfonzo? It is said that once the 1,000th egg is eaten, you must stand in front of a window whose lining is of solid gold, and then utter Oznofla, Oznofla, Oznofla. Alfonzo, the Great and powerful Chicken God will then appear and offer you one wish. HOWEVER, you cannot wish for more eggs, not even if you need them to survive. Also, you cannot wish for a chicken to be your sex slave, as it is forbidden in the Cult of Alfonzo.
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