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Old 07-07-2006, 01:22 PM  
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Originally Posted by notabook
Females commonly have what is referred to as a "vagina". These "vaginas" can be used in such a manor to manipulate men with a success rate of 90-95%. "Vaginas" are extremely popular among men.
Combined with mammary glands, often referred to here as tits, boobs, jugs, etc... 90-95% success ratio has been known to climb to 100-110%.

In rare cases (read Madawgz) this added tool can actually cause male webmasters and affiliates to reach a "stimulation threshhold" causing them to lose any ability to productively speak, and at times move anything but their penises into a blood engorged upright position. The only known cure at this time for this strange phenomenon is... the Fleshlight.
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