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Originally Posted by MarkTiarra Okay so I just got back from Texas... had an injury that got infected... spent the night in the hospital and am now stuck in bed with nothing but my laptop and a weak sense of humor. Anyway I was going through my pics from the trip and I took this one at a restuarant in this seedy part of Dallas. It's fucking funny so I'm gonna hopefully get a laugh and give a prize to whoever comes up with the best caption for it by Midnight Eastern Time, Friday night /Saturday morning. Prize is a free copy of the P&L projections sheet, which is a great tool to help you make informed decisions with your paysites. (http://www.guaranteeddesigns.com/consulting.htm. If you're not running a paysite and don't need such a tool... well you can always play for the admiration of GFYers about how funny you are. =] Okay guys... gimme some funny ass captions and cheer me up.

OVERHEARD IN A LITTLE ITALY KITCHEN, CIRCA 2078:

"Yeah, Enzo was the first cook we had when my parents opened the restaurant back in 2022. Ah, poor Enzo, he hit the bottle a little too much, and the till even more often than that... We had him frozen in color carbonite in his favorite pose... oh, the whole body, but with space being so expensive in the city... we cut off all but the best part... Salute!"