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do you know what's 20 times better than fucking?
sitting on the toilet and listening to the latest Red Hot Chilly Peppers on your iPod while taking a dump !!!!!!!!
This is the closest to the ultimate happiness you'll ever get, you won't think about your bitchy girfriend, you mortgage, your car payments, scammers, enemies, nuclear wars, global warming - it all disappears and what is left is total peace and harmony!
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