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Old 07-06-2006, 11:23 AM  
JohanTheGreat
A man trapped in a woman's body
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by bdjuf
So this myspace girl calls me tonight at around 1am and tells me that we should go out for coffee because she can't fall asleep.

I get there around 2 (had to drop off my other friends), and she invites me inside to show me her "new appartment".

I meet her sister and her other roommate, talk to her sister more than I talk to her, pop in a movie, and just start going at it...


Now you see, I had ZERO intention of sleeping with this girl, I did not even find her that attractive in her pictures, (she was fucking HOT in person though)... I didn't even have a condom on me (shocker!)

she ends up finding a condom, and we start GOING AT IT like fucking rabbits... I'm talking like 45-60 minutes of non stop sweaty sex, and I was a freakin monster in there.

At some point I'm exhausted, and I decide to take a 5 second break in which time she says "that was amazing...", breathless as she was.

I figured she was done, asked if she could finish me off, and that was that.




So here is my conclusion.

When I meet a girl for the first time, when I am not expecting for much to happen, when there actually is some surprise and fun involved, I can perform perfectly fine.

However, when I KNOW that I am going over to a girls house for sex, get the condoms ready, mentally prepare myself that I am getting laid tonight with a slut, then (I think), are the times that I have a hard time performing.

I also bought some Ginseng (which I have heard nothing but amazing stuff about), and I plan on including that in my every day life as well.



What do you guys think?
Her name is fleshlight?

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