Originally Posted by Jimmy The Juggernaut

DONT DO IT!

SERIOUSLY!

about a month ago I started msging this girl I saw on myspace in my local area. on the 2nd week we decided she should come over to my house and meet up so we could talk(fuck) whatever.

anyways, she comes over, she seems cool. pretty, tall, about 6'1, very very cute, cute little curvey tits. i'm just stoked. we cuddle down into my sofa and turn on my big screen and start watching some movie she picks out on tv, just chattering away about random jibber jabber. all of a sudden she excuses herself to goto the bathroom and I think nothing of it. about 10 minutes go by and I start to think WTF something is wrong... I goto the bathroom and find it covered in shit all over the floor and coming out the toilet and her and her car are gone.

I deleted her off my Top 8 right after I cleaned my bathroom. havent talked to her since.