Yo momma is so old, I squeezed here boobs and powdered milk came out.
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
Yo momma is so poor, the front and back door are on the same hinge.
Yo momma is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get wet.
Yo momma is so fat, she masterbates to a cookbook.
Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
Yo momma's lips are so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet.
Yo momma's head is so big, she gets her hair braided by angels.
Yo momma is so tall, when she backflips, she kicks jesus in the chin.
Yo momma is so fat, your family portrait weighs 30lbs.
Yo momma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside, so she ran out with a spoon and a bowl.
Yo momma is so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Yo momma is so nasty, I saw here putting ice between her legs, I asked her what she was doing and she said: "Keeping the crabs fresh".
