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For sale, at auction: One webmaster.
Sex: Male
Age: 40-ish
Race: Negroidal
About this specimen:
Other than several STD's and sicle cell anemia he is healthy. His skills include picking up crackheads, fucking crackheads and photographing crackheads for his Intarweb Site. He is also quite proficient at mopping floors, picking cotton, jacking cars and "killing whitey". For a small additional fee, we will ship him out with his own "9" so you will be able to put him to work immediately generating income by having him rob liquor stores. His name is Leroy Jones, but prefers to be called "BVF".
The bidding starts at 20 dollars.
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