Ever heard the story about the old man who walks into a store to do some quick shopping? 5 minutes later he walks out to see a cop writing a parking ticket. Immediately, he goes up to the officer and pleads with him, "I was only in the store 5 minutes!"
The cop doesn't flinch and keeps writing.
The old man then calls him a flat foot and a few other insults.
Cop smirks and begins to write another ticket.
Furious, the old man calls the cop a pig, insults his mother and spits on his shoe.
The cop just smirks and writes *another* ticket and walks away.
A bystander who saw the whole exchange approaches the old man and asks incredulously, "Are you stupid? Why did you keep insulting the cop? Now you've got $250 in fines instead of a $20 parking ticket!"
The old man just laughs, "That's okay: It's not my car. I took the bus here."
