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here we go a few from the UK
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Yo mamma is like a KFC Dinner .. When you finished with the legs and breasts, you have a bone in a greasy box
Yo Mamma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents used to drag her pram
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she has sex with yo pappa he sucks a sweet for his ears, burns his arse on the light bulb and then they rock them selves to sleep
Yo Mamma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents used to feed her with a sling shot
Yo Mamma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents used to take her for walks and people used to say ewww nice pram
Yo Mamma is so smelly the council pay her to keep flies off the dog shit in the parks
Yo Mamma is so fat the speak your weight machine says one at a time
Yo Mamma is so fat the only place she can realy get weighed is a whale weigh station
Yo Mamma is so fat greenpeace keep throwing her into the sea and shouting "we've saved another one"
Yo Mamma is so fat the TV Station has named her story "Vampire the Buffet Slayer"
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