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Yo mama so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back childhood memories.
Yo mama so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.
Yo mama so old, she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
Yo mama so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
Yo mama so old, when she gave birth, you came out with dentures.
Yo mama so old, she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Yo mama so old, her birthday expired.
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I have a sig
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