IT?S A SIMPLE EQUATION: DRUGS = TERRORISM
This is a little different from my usual rants ? a prefer to call it SCATHING SOCIAL COMMENTARY. Really, I only include this because I called it a long, long time ago ? I knew this was happening ? and this is just more proof it?s not ALWAYS good to be right!
?We must rout out and destroy all of the terrorist training camps?blah, blah, blah? was the mantra of defiant President George Bush against all knucklehead, wannabe, suicide bombers everywhere! ?We must cut these terrorists off wherever they will train?blah, blah, blah?? ? well we might not be liking some of the places that they are training and we will be bombing?.WHY? BECAUSE WE?LL BE BOMBING OURSELVES ? WE BUILD A NEW ONE EVERY TIME WE BUILD A PRISON!
You?ve seen the anti drug jargon, some kid smoking a joint, all cute, saying, ?Today I helped hijack a plane and fly it into a building??, ?Today I plotted to kill 100 million people just for the sheer pleasure of it??, ?Today I took a hit of X and baked up a fresh batch of small pox so the world's population will die by tremendous life sucking boils on their skin?? - somehow in a desperate attempt to correlate a link between drugs and terrorism. You know where drugs get you, right? JAILS, INSTITUTIONS, AND DEATH! But, let?s focus on the jails?do you know what prison really is? THE BEST, MOST WELL OILED TERRORIST TRAINING CAMP IN THE WORLD?and you, my tax paying Americans, are footing the bill for it.
The whole ? ?Drugs = Terrorism? has always seemed like a really, really long stretch to me. Even the stupidest, brainwashed, propaganda zombie can see that. I?ve done drugs my whole life, and never once consider a career in terror. I?ve smoked pot and gotten the munchies. Taken acid and laughed till my throat hurt. I done rolls and liked people I normally wouldn?t even care for. I never robbed anyone, EVEN WHEN I RAN OUT! You know, come to think of it ? the evilest thoughts I?ve ever had were on Alcohol ? AND THAT?S LEGAL ? DAMN! But somehow, my financial contribution to the consumer end of the dope game means that I MUST stay awake nights working on my dirty bomb??!! Hell no! Personally I wish these towelheads would chill the fuck out!! I wish everybody would!
I case that AntiDrug commercial didn?t make it obvious enough, I?ll show you that you don?t need to fold up a 20$ bill to see the obvious connection between drugs and terrorism. Here is a startling graphic illustration that I made to illustrate exactly how it all works:
The only time I?ve had antisocial thoughts of such a magnitude is when this one time I DID GET CAUGHT WITH SOME DRUGS and bunch of UPTIGHT, ANTIDRUG, PROFIT MONGER ZOMIES decided I HAD TO PAY and SENT ME TO PRISON! I tell you, while I was locked up for some stupid minor drug offense; I sure as hell had some seriously unpatriotic anti-governmental thoughts. Now we find out ?the Dirty Bomb Guy? was recruited to Alqueda while in jail. Well, duh? I saw that one coming a long time ago, and I?ve done drugs ? a lot of them ? SO I AM NOT THE SHARPEST PENCIL IN THE BOX!
See, to be able recruit someone to be that much of an asshole, you must rely on certain conditions which you will find are FOR SURE most prevalent in this nation?s correctional facilities. Here are some of terrorism?s #1 job qualifications:
1. MUST HAVE AN INCLINATION TOWARD A LIFE OF CRIME...duh?
2. MUST HAVE AN INTENSE HATRED FOR AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND SOCIETY: At the risk of sounding redundant?well duh? It?s where society sends its failures. Why bother to try to work your way back into the club that just put you on time out when?YOU CAN JUST KILL THEM!!
3. MUST BE SEEKING RELIGION: There will never be seen such an upstanding group of loyal churchgoers as what can be seen behind the prison walls. EVERYONE finds God up in that bitch. Christ lord, they do?if you can find Jesus, can?t you just as easily, find Allah? Of course you can. All of there Godless dregs seeking spirituality are perfect fodder for the grand scheme of the Muslim hard-line.
4. YOU WILL NEED A JOB WHEN YOU GET OUT OF HERE: We all know the prison population is not the most upwardly mobile bunch?what are they going to do when you get out? It?s even a condition of your probation that you have a job. Why not take an offer with a high profile international company, like Alqueda, who will be happy to change your identity, send you back to school, and is NOT going to hold your past against you?
5. IGNORANCE AND LACK OF EDUCATION ARE A PLUS: There are not too many Harvard alum in the Graybar motel right now?not because they don?t commit crime?because they have the money to get out of it. Thus, leaving the prison population a bunch of uneducated dregs that can be easily influenced!
6. WE LOVE TO LOCK US BLACK FOLKS: A black man leads the nation of Islam. OK? Who are the terrorists? Islamic. I mean - Faricon IS an idiot, AND I doubt he?s involved in this shit, BUT you HAVE TO CONSIDER what I said in #5!
When I was locked up was when I first learned a lot about Osma Bin Laden, from reading his Newsweek cover story. Even back in 1999, he was the most wanted man in the world, I bet you didn?t know that. I remember, then saying, ?God, what a dickhead?? only to immediately have to endure diatribes from some of the population?s more ignorant segments about how ?He was a Hero?? and ?Was Standing up to the United States???I wonder if on September 11th they were still saying the same thing? I?m sure all of them still didn?t mean it by then?but hey Osma?there?s you demographic ? you?ve got the best shot with them! You?ll get them before the Baptists and the Catholics?and how did they get there? Drugs? Wait a minute I thought drugs funded terrorism? Maybe you guys are right! You just created and perpetuated your own problem, and now - it?s everybody?s problem! It?s too bad it doesn?t just further show what a bunch of stupid narrow-minded idiots you are!!
It?s this kind of logic, that is so ingrained in the consciousness of the ?powers that be?, that will ultimately be our undoing. Yes, it?s a sad state of affairs when I?M THE ONLY ONE MAKING ANY SENSE. This shit has been going on for to long for you to stop it. You want to destroy terrorist training camps? Start in your own backyard, stop coping out that people?s past drug problems and the source of America current terrorism problems, go out to the mailbox, and send yourself some anthrax America- you deserve it!
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