Originally Posted by notabook

We, meaning the human race, fight because that is what FSM has designed us to do. It is to prepare us against the coming of the first interspecies war that we are going to have to fight: The war between humans and felines. That in itself is merely the tip of the iceberg as well. Not many years after that we will have to take up arms and defeat the growing communistic menace that dolphins represent. And even that won?t be the end of it. Humanity?s trials are just beginning on this rock and we have a long way to go before we are considered holy enough to enter the sanctuary of the great saucepan in the sky. May we all pledge ourselves to fight for the great Flying Spaghetti Monster, now and forever, to defeat his enemies in all shapes and forms as they converge upon us and try to destroy his sanctuary. It is up to us to keep this rock under his control until the day he returns and stretches out his many tentacles to us, so we can feel his great noodly strength squirming inside us once again.