Firstly, take out the Wiggles with a large desert spoon. I know it's heartless, and basically compares with clubbing seal cubs but hey ho it needs doing. Actually no wrestle with Barney the dinosaur, when I say wrestle I mean run over with a truck (one of those pointlessly large American ones).
Secondly, travel the world with my family.
Meet Timmy Mallot/the Chuckle Brothers, I love those crazy guys. Even if the chuckle brother's are from Rotherham (South Yorkshire rivalry) they still crack me up.
