Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancé?s mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
her place to go over the invitations list because it had grown a bit beyond
what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would
be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with
me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said
that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to
be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a
good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancé what her parents did and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I
keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
walking out to my car was to get a condom?
[This is probably an Urban Legend... fuck it]