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Greg B · 07-02-2006, 03:17 PM

I don't get it.

This movie had no logic what so ever to it.

It was pretty. Awesome special effects. Bland acting, the plot and character relationships was so off the mark I ended up rooting for Luthor.

How the fuck can Superman and Clark Kent both be missing for 5 years and both show up at the same time and no one puts 2 and 2 together???

How come in the first Superman movie Jor El says it takes thousands of years for Kal El's starship to reach earth but Superman gets to and back from the remains of Krypton in 5 years???

That's just the tip of the iceberg. It didn't feel like Superman. It was like 'Hey let's play Superman'.

If they're gonna do a new Superman movie just make a NEW Superman movie. That 'added on to the old shit' is useless, pointless, boring.

This is what happens when you get the wrong people writing a movie without studio logic.

They shoulda done a new Superman and down the road teamed him up with the new Batman. Hard bit, hard boiled and thrown in some kick ass villains.

07-02-2006, 03:17 PM
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	So Was Superman Returns Supposed To Be Entertaining? I don't get it. This movie had no logic what so ever to it. It was pretty. Awesome special effects. Bland acting, the plot and character relationships was so off the mark I ended up rooting for Luthor. How the fuck can Superman and Clark Kent both be missing for 5 years and both show up at the same time and no one puts 2 and 2 together??? How come in the first Superman movie Jor El says it takes thousands of years for Kal El's starship to reach earth but Superman gets to and back from the remains of Krypton in 5 years??? That's just the tip of the iceberg. It didn't feel like Superman. It was like 'Hey let's play Superman'. If they're gonna do a new Superman movie just make a NEW Superman movie. That 'added on to the old shit' is useless, pointless, boring. This is what happens when you get the wrong people writing a movie without studio logic. They shoulda done a new Superman and down the road teamed him up with the new Batman. Hard bit, hard boiled and thrown in some kick ass villains.