Crush as in singular in context?
Let's talk CRUSHES as in the plural thereof ....
Aimee Sweet (but married to an awesome guy, so shall emain unrequited)
Martina Warren (same as for Aimee)
Nancy Gamma (not so secret)
Ally Drummond (even less of a secret)
Tina Ballina (didn't I take a full page ad in the Times?)
Leslie Sharp (blind men can see that is no secret)
Punker Barbie (she KNOWS it)
Sarah Zuzana Designs (ANOTHER awesome husband)
Myjah (there is a recurring "awesome husband" theme here)
Vicki Realsexcash (ok, let's call the "awesome husband" an obsession then shall we)
Immortyl Pussycat (well, at least Raja is not her husband. Yet)
MayorsMoney Lisa (I will bet Poppy WILL marry her. Or at least he should. More power to me if he doesn't)
Brooke Skye (but she is more like a little sister... maybe revisit this one when I am old and decrepit and a filthy old bastard)
OK, given the above, I am seeking therapy.
IMMEDIATELY.
