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lazycash · 06-30-2006, 06:01 AM

Lol, looks like alienq is begging for work on other boards, here's a funny post of his a couple weeks ago on another board:

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Always begging for your business.

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Thats right who is not?

I love doing biz with folks, Design, and Content.
I been in service for quite awhile and yes I do troll Oprano on occasion.

But lets get a couple things right please.
MOST of you are in the same boat I am, ya are not rolling in 2 Hummers with massive realestate investments.
I am a working guy, I sell Content and my Design and if you do not owe a couple people here and there on occasion in this biz you are nobody.

Now how I broker my biz, my company iAlien. Boards are nothing but sheer promotion, nothing more nothing less. It's one of the few promotional vehicles that are free. I do not buy adspace, never have and prolly never will.
Why?

Because buying advertisements is sheer bullshit and for the most part ineffective means to promote on webmater boards.

Webmaster's want interaction, they want a representative. In short webmaster's want you to suck thier cock for a dime. I suck cock very well and have done so since 96. If you suck cock good you do not need to advertise, as you sell what your business is by merely posting.

Whats my policy about posting.

It's very simple. I am promoting my shit, and I do not attack folks out of the blue nor have a fuck all to say really about most goings on. I only fuck with people once they start fucking with me. Its a working policy, gets sig views and everybody is happy. At the end of the day it get's sales and gets design contracts

Everybody is happy at the end of the day, they got to read some crazy shit, and the posters got some views. Judgement is made and for the most part peoples "Judgement" on my style of words is a benefit to my business.

Lastly regarding my Sanity.
Yeah, I am fucking nuts, I never claimed to be sane, I never claimed not to have feelings about my work and when I see people shitting all over it...

Well it makes ya crazy if its never happened to you and I am for one certain it has happened to each and everyone of you in your life.

Like everyone I just want to be accepted but everyone knows it is impossible on the boards... You get very very little respect unless of course ya flaunt your money around. I know its a fact, you know its a fact...

So lets just get on with it...