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A history of the israeli debate:
1) Before the time of jesus... israel was populated almost 100% by jews.
2) They got pushed out by some crazy assholes pretty close to the time of jesus.
3) The jews moved all over the world with a big concentration in eastern europe.
4) During the following years, the palestinians, the muslims, and a whole bunch of crazy warring people all at some point took up residence in that area. They were then totally dominated by the british empire.
4) The crazy fuck hitler decided that the jews were why he couldnt get laid. So he tried killing all the jews.
5) Because of the crazy fuck hitler, the jews started using their political and financial weight to get the british (who owned the territory that contains israel) to let the jews have a safe homeland where they would be free from prosecution.
6) The british said "ok we'll let you have some space" and gave it to them. A few months later the UN and all other nations recognized israel as a nation.
7) The people who used to live there (owned by the british) got mad and started throwing bombs at the jews and killing their families.
8) The jews retliated by killing 10x more of them and took a bunch of land.
9) About 20 years later, the losers whine about how it's not fair that israel took their land.
The jews have been agressive and mean as fuck, but the only thing they have ever wanted was to be left alone. They didnt take israel by force, they were given it by the rightful owners, and their neighbors decided to start fucking with the fence.
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