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Q: What did the gay guy do when he missed his boyfriend?
A: Shat in his hand and had a wank.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
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Q: How do you find a fat woman's pussy?
A: Flip through the folds until you smell shit, then go back one.
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Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
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Q: What goes "click click click, is that it?, click click click, is that it?...."
A: A blind man with a Rubiks cube.
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Q: How many gay guys does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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Q: How do you fuck an ugly woman?
A: Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
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Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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