Originally Posted by JMan

OK let's post sick ass jokes in this thread

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like shit.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're already getting smarter.''

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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

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brother and sister watching the tv, boy is 12, girl is14.
boy says to girl, "you are having your period arnt you".
girl says "no i am not".
boy says"yes you are".
girl says "ok, i am but how do you know?".
boy says .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................."i could taste the blood on dads dick"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.