I still remember when I was working for a company and I wanted my title to be Associate Support Specialist so I could be an ASS
They didn't go for that....
If you read my incorporation papers, I'm a president, vice-president and secretary. I think that means I have to give myself a gift on secretary's day.
When WEG asked me what I wanted to be titled, I said "Affiliate Support". I figured that was what I did