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Old 06-27-2006, 01:28 PM  
notabook
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The longer you have the evil vermin in your house, the greater chances of it learning all of your weaknesses and acting upon any sign of weakness it perceives in you. Since humans often think that kittens are ?adorable little flesh bags?, there is little threat perceived by them. Although its true kittens pose a much smaller threat to human life than an adult cat does, they have been known to kill humans when provoked. Be especially wary during the morning hours as this is the most likely time for kittens to attack their owners, and above all be warned that even though it may appear cute now, in a few months it will be a rampaging killing machine. You may wanna destroy it now before it's too late.
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