Thread: Got dick?
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Old 06-25-2006, 02:15 AM  
notabook
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I have a very small penis, his name is Mr. Squirty. He is very sensitive about his length. I try to tell him that it doesn't matter his size, it's how he gets used. He called me a fucking retard and tried to cut me with a switchblade he was sporting beneath my ballsack. Fortunately he dropped the knife and I punished him by choking him for a few hours.
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