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This man walked into a talent agent's office and said ... "I've got the perfect act for your show" The agent said "Great, what does the act do?"
First, a middle aged mother comes out on stage and starts stroking her strap-on then her husband comes out and starts slapping her on the ass and fingering her asshole. Until she explodes on stage and shit goes everywhere. Their three kids run out and slide through the shit and when they stop they start to vomit. The eldest kids, 14 and 12 start fucking each other in the ass while the youngest 5 years old starts fingering his mother. Then the grandmother comes out pisses into a bucket and her son drinks it down while the grandfather screams "MORE MORE!". Finally a baby comes out on stage and the father picks her up and starts fucking her in the mouth until her head explodes. The whole family is now covered in shit, blood, vomit, and piss. They all take a big bow and walk off stage..
The agent says JESUS CHRIST, WHAT DO THEY CALL THE ACT?
.... THE ARISTOCRATS
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