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A lady goes to her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots who only know how to say one thing."
"And that is?" he replies.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers. Wanna' have some fun?' "
"That's obscene, but I believe I have the solution," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots to my house, we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter, who can teach them how to pray and worship. Your parrots will drop that phrase in no time."
The next day, she puts her parrots in with the priest's, who are holding rosary beads and praying.
Seconds later, the female parrots, in unison say: "Hi, we're hookers. Wanna' have some fun?"
Shocked, one male parrot looks at the other and says, "Chuck the beads, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."
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