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Originally Posted by Rochard
You guys are a bunch of idiots. The United States has plans on paper to invade every country in the world. We keep detailed stats on every country, it's population, it's armies and fighting forces, it's key cities, etc, and has a plan to deal with nearly every possible event in the case something happens and we need to step in. The moment it's decided the US is going in the plans are quickly updated and adjusted as needed.
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Thats interesting - although clearly they skipped those countries beginning with the letters I and V
Actually the plans should just say two things:
"Do not, repeat do not, invade other countries. We are pants at this. We have no conception of what other countries or cultures are like
and no idea how to wage an effective campaign once we are in these countries. We think other countries are just like us (or US) the only difference being they speak funny
If you feel we definately do need to invade another country then just supply the manpower and hardware. Leave the planning and leadership to another country. Do not ever, repeat do not ever attempt to get involved in any strategic decisions. You will look silly and everyone wil laugh at us."