Originally Posted by notabook

I'm sorry but the story of Juicy cannot be told in a simple paragraph. Juicy's life story is an epic one, and it requires a story to match.

It all started nearly fifty years ago on the eve of Juicy's birth. Considered the unholy year by the citizens of the divine order of Go Fuck Yourself, most children are born horribly, massively mutated or fail to live past childbirth more than a few days. Juicy is the exception to this well established fact... Juicy D. Links the third was born at midnight on the apex of the unholy year. He had no physical abnormalities whatsoever, minus a massively large cock. His parents knew immediately that he was destined for great power. The only real uniqueness that Juicy had was a cock shaped birth mark on his left ballsack, and that in itself isn't that unusual.

When Juicy was just six years old he started to show interest in sex. One day, Juicy was masturbating to a Sears catalog (1975 Sears Catalog, Page 602. You know the one I'm talking about) and was caught by his mother. Shocked, she immediately told her husband of Juicy spanking his meat. Juicy was then ordered by his father to attend Beaver Creek Presbyterian Church Camp to learn to get his sexual powers under control. In truth, his parents were fearful of his massive cock -- they worried that if Juicy were to get mad, nothing could stop his cock rampage and they hoped that the Church Camp would allow him to get his hormones in check. At Church Camp, Juicy met Azlo the Bold, who would be his religious teacher for some time to come.

Azlo knew right away that Juicy's sexual powers were going to make him well known throughout the lands. At the very beginning he stressed that sex should only be used to help the world, never to harm it. Although Juicy heeded his words and for a time prayed to an omnipotent alien in the sky, Juicy couldn't help but think about how good it felt to beat off to that Sears catalog. Juicy walked in on Azlo who was having a prayer meeting with a fellow camp attendee, and what he saw next shocked him. Azlo was behind a young boy, not much older than Juicy, ravaging his young supple body. Juicy was horrified at this and quickly asked Azlo what he was doing. Azlo, caught off guard, slapped Juicy and told him he was never to speak of this event again and that this would be his test.

Juicy pretended to listen to Azlo but deep down he knew what he saw wasn't right. He knew that it should have been him ramming his own Mr. Pee-Pee in and out of a warm supple wet place. Juicy continued to pray and worship with fellow camp attendees but he knew what his new mission would be. Juicy decided to leave the camp and set out on his own to discover his own sexuality and begin his vast destiny as a porn star. As Juicy was about to leave, Azlo confronted him and attempted to stop him from leaving. Juicy pulled out his massive cock and used it as a weapon and beat Azlo to a bloody pulp. Azlo, battered and bruised, told Juicy that what he seeks will lead him to his destruction. Juicy smiled at Azlo and left the church camp, never to return.

Juicy traveled for years from city to city, trying to find someone with a cock as big as he, someone with a sexual drive to match his. From city to city, from state to state, from country to country Juicy could find no equal. Juicy, after searching for years began to lose hope and it appeared that he was about to give up on his dream when a mysterious dark force challenged him to a cock off. BoyAlley, leader of the Ass Clown Brigade, challenged Juicy and a great battle ensued between the two. Although it was rough love, both parties seemed to enjoy themselves quite well. Ultimately, Juicy, the first time in his life, was defeated by BoyAlley. Juicy conceded defeat and left BoyAlley's domain, bruised in more ways than one.

Juicy continues to train even now, for one day he will challenge BoyAlley again to a cock off. In the mean time, Juicy D. Links is forced to lead a secret double life: One he's a simple mild mannered poster at a porn forum. The other he's the second most powerful sex artist the world has ever known with ambitions of starring one day in a full featured film with Kirk Douglas and the Macho Man Randy Savage, and finally getting his revenge against BoyAlley who made him taste such a salty bitter defeat so long ago. Will Juicy be able to reclaim his manhood? Only time will tell.