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Just think of it like this: What happens if you eat all day with extremley high fatty foods? You will eventually die from heart failure. What happens if we pump out dangerous levels of ozone depleting gasses into our planet's veins? Absolutely nothing because the PLANET DOESN'T HAVE A HEART! This planet sucks ass, it's not worth saving. Do your part to kill it, mess it up as much as possible. Do you think the hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquake it sends your way is a way of it saying it loves you? FUCK NO, this planet is out for YOUR blood. Do you have kids? Not for long if this planet has her way. She's a bitch and she'll bash their skulls in with tree stumps until they bleed to death. Have a wife? Better say your goodbyes now because Planet Earth is waiting until you go to sleep to rape her and slice her throat, all with you asleep next to her. Oh but that's not the end of it. Then the planet will call 9/11, and get your ass thrown in jail for 20 years. People, WAKE UP NOW: This planet wants to FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS. It is up to US to kill it, and we need to do it right now. Fucking liberal hippies are not going to do it for us. Pick up your axe and cut down a tree. Buy the least energy efficient devices you can find. Salt all of the land! Above all, strive for nuclear energy to become the dominant energy source in the near future... if we can radiate her surface enough, maybe, just maybe, we can defeat her in time.
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