Originally Posted by notabook

The worst thing I ever did when I was a kid? I picked up a cat by it's tail and swung it around repeatedly, much to the dismay of my sister and her best friend. The cat was screaming with such a noise I hadn't heard before, it scared the shit out of me. To stop the noise I threw it as hard as I could while swinging it at a brick wall. The cat slammed with an intense force and was killed instantly. My sister lost her best friend that day, and I got my first hard-on that day. Ah... a youth well spent.