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Age 4) Lit the woods on fire.
Age 9) Cut down a bunch of my neighbor's trees.
Age 10)Suspended from elementary school for making counterfeit free popcorn slips that we were given on our birthday redeemable for a free bag of popcorn on "popcorn friday" (I distinctly remember the principal breaking into tears)
Age 11)Broke into the elementary school and stole a bunch of keys that said "do not copy" and all of the things that had been confiscated from students over the year.
Age 12)Held cattails out ito the road so they would explode in a cloud of seeds when cars hit them.
Age 12)Harrased a bunch of rednecks on the CB until they traced the signal and showed up at my house.
Age 13)Created an account on a local bbs with the name of some kid we knew and used to to harrass the Sysop. (the kid ended up getting a phone call and grounded)
Age 15)Kicked all the plumbing out of this house they had just laid the foundation for.
Age 15)Once, while skipping school we were walking around some guy's property and we came upon a couch. I don't know, but it seemed like it would be fun to light it on fire. Next thing you know there's this santa claus looking guy running out from the woods after us. I don't know why I did it but I stopped and allowed a confrontation. He told me it's alright, and that within the next 10 years I would be in prison getting fucked in the ass by some big fat [racial explitive deleted] named bubba as he violently penetrated his fist with his index finger.
Age 16)Hooked up a PA system to my car and drove around harassing pedestians with it.
And that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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