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Originally Posted by notabook
Nice :P But no, I've been on a crusade since 1989 to destroy all books. When I was a child I was raped brutally by a copy of Jules Verne?s, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. Ever since then I've donned my secret identity as NOT A BOOK, fighter of justice for all of those who have been sexually molested and otherwise harmed by book kind.
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"Where the Sidewalk Ends" fucked me up bad for a while. I just started pulling hanging boogs out the beak with long, surgical tweezers. Therapist says I'll be able to use my fingers one day to pick my nose. Until then, the monster up there's constantly ready and waiting to bite my little digits off.