Originally Posted by notabook

Jesus stopped by the forums claiming that Eve fucked Mary Magdalene in the pussy with a strap-on so violently that it tore her perineum in half. Then Moses stepped in and said that he had the stone tablets that proved that Eve asked Mary several times if it was hurting her or not when she was getting fucked. Although several scribes disagree what happened, one thing is certain: It certainly made church attendance go up for both parties.