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jimthefiend · 06-15-2006, 05:23 AM

I just called the branch manager a cunt and closed my account.

I just used my Epass card in the lobby ATM and like a dumbass left it in the fucking machine. About FIVE FUCKING MINUTES later I reallized what I'd done and went back to the bank.

The filthy fucking gash would NOT give it back to me and destroyed it. She said that it was policy even though I bank there.

That's fucking insane. This same shit happened to me a few months ago at another bank and all I had to do was fill out some paperwork and immediately got it back.

Anyway I closed my account on the spot and you could tell the stupid slut was wishing she'd maybe waited til the manager got in before grabbing the scissors.

My exact words were: "You're a stupid cunt and how do I get my money out of this fucking shithole bank?"

Great start to the day.

06-15-2006, 05:23 AM
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I hope EVERY employee of Chase Bank gets stomach cancer and dies screaming in agony. I just called the branch manager a cunt and closed my account. I just used my Epass card in the lobby ATM and like a dumbass left it in the fucking machine. About FIVE FUCKING MINUTES later I reallized what I'd done and went back to the bank. The filthy fucking gash would NOT give it back to me and destroyed it. She said that it was policy even though I bank there. That's fucking insane. This same shit happened to me a few months ago at another bank and all I had to do was fill out some paperwork and immediately got it back. Anyway I closed my account on the spot and you could tell the stupid slut was wishing she'd maybe waited til the manager got in before grabbing the scissors. My exact words were: "You're a stupid cunt and how do I get my money out of this fucking shithole bank?" Great start to the day.